Monday, August 27, 2007

Alen vs Predator: Requiem

This movie is probably gonna suck but this "Red Band" Trailer (a trailer that is rated R) looks good and gory.

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Friday, August 24, 2007

"The Latino 300"

"Tonight...we San Diego!"

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

URL's for Trash Talk for August 22nd, 2007

Latest episode of Trash Talk!

TrashTalk for August 22nd, 2007

Moan My IP

Arlington Pediatric Center

Cops ask for guns, get what they thought was missle launcher

Bank Robber Left His Resume, Photo At Scene

Pet camel kills Australian woman

Bears eat man at beer festival

Murray in hot water over Stockholm cart ride

One in Four Read No Books Last Year

Forensics Expert Fired Over DNA Test

2007 US Open

W.Va. University Tops Party School List

White Youths Happier Than Others

Iraq War Brings Drop in Black Enlistees

Shoplifter makes topless escape bid

Rudd apology for strip club visit

Priest Joke

Nightclubs are Hell

(From Thomas)

I went to a fashionable London nightclub on Saturday. Not the sort of sentence I get to write very often, because I enjoy nightclubs less than I enjoy eating wool.

Why bother with clubs?

"Because you might get a shag," is the usual response. Really? If that's the only way you can find a partner - preening and jigging about like a desperate animal - you shouldn't be attempting to breed in the first place. What's your next trick? Inventing fire? People like you are going to spin civilisation into reverse. You're a moron, and so is that haircut you're trying to impress. Any offspring you eventually blast out should be drowned in a pan before they can do any harm. Or open any more nightclubs.

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The Difference between Men & Women...

Monday, August 20, 2007

Highway to Hell?

(Shawn's Comment: Thanks Scott!)

Say, has the butler cleaned the trout yet?

(Shawn's Comment: This is the only way I'll ever go camping...)

The Resort at Paws Up, a 37,000-acre getaway in the heart of Big Sky country. It's a place for affluent travelers who want to enjoy the outdoors but can't fathom using a smelly outhouse, a place where paying someone to light the campfire is a badge of honor, not the mark of a Boy Scout flunky.

The Bondicks, who live in a sprawling home on the edge of a state park outside Boston and hire a personal chef at home, shelled out $595 a night -- plus an additional $110 per person per day for food.

It's a hefty price to sleep in a tent, but the perks include a camp butler to build their fire, a maid to crank up the heated down comforter at nightfall and a cook to whip up bison rib-eye for dinner and French toast topped with huckleberries for breakfast.

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Amazon Predictive Marketing gone Bad

Saturday, August 18, 2007

Low, Lower & Lowest! - Watch more free videos
I want to go to St Maarten just to see this!

A Cat's Map of the Bed

Friday, August 17, 2007

Monday, August 13, 2007

"My Boobs Are OK"

"OK" isn't the word I'd use.....There's even a live version....

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Saturday, August 11, 2007

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

Your Linguistic Profile:

60% General American English

25% Yankee

5% Midwestern

5% Upper Midwestern

0% Dixie

Friday, August 10, 2007

The 15 Best Songs that are Totally about Masturbation

Prostitution may be the oldest profession, but masturbation is the oldest pastime. And while there are many memorable cinematic masturbation scenes—a quick polling of CRACKED deskies produced titles like Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Porky's and American Beauty—only CRACKED intern Ryan Grim could come up with a single song on the topic, and he was masturbating when we asked him. In other words, the Internet could use a definitive list of songs that are totally about masturbating.

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MInd Reading...

My iTunes

Thursday, August 9, 2007

TrashTalk for August 9th, 2007

Loren and Brian sat in on this episode of Trash Talk!

TrashTalk for August 9th, 2007

AT&T: Your World Censored

(Thanks to Michael Wright for the heads up)

Over the weekend AT&T gave us a glimpse of their plans for the Web when they censored a Pearl Jam performance that didn't meet their standard of "Internet freedom."

During the live Lollapalooza Webcast of a concert by the Seattle-based super-group, the telco giant muted lead singer Eddie Vedder just as he launched into a lyric against President George Bush. The lines -- "George Bush, leave this world alone" and "George Bush find yourself another home" were somehow lost in the mix.

"What happened to us this weekend was a wake up call, and it's about something much bigger than the censorship of a rock band," Pearl Jam band members stated in a release following the incident.

AT&T's vision of a better Internet -- "Your World Delivered" -- is not one that is shared by the more than 1.5 million people who have spoken out in favor of a neutral, affordable and accessible Internet for everyone. For us, the Internet isn't about one company delivering our world. It's about simply offering a real high-speed connection at reasonable rates -- and then getting out of our way.

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Monday, August 6, 2007

This Film is not yet Rated

Ever been curious about the American film rating system? Then Kirby Dick's This Film Is Not Yet Rated is perfect. It does to US censorship what Michael Moore has done to others: it makes everyone look like jackasses, mainly because that's what they really are.