This movie is probably gonna suck but this "Red Band" Trailer (a trailer that is rated R) looks good and gory.
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Monday, August 27, 2007
Friday, August 24, 2007
Wednesday, August 22, 2007
URL's for Trash Talk for August 22nd, 2007
Latest episode of Trash Talk!
TrashTalk for August 22nd, 2007
Moan My IP
Arlington Pediatric Center
Cops ask for guns, get what they thought was missle launcher
Bank Robber Left His Resume, Photo At Scene
Pet camel kills Australian woman
Bears eat man at beer festival
Murray in hot water over Stockholm cart ride
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/SummerSizzle/story?id=3505928
One in Four Read No Books Last Year
Forensics Expert Fired Over DNA Test
2007 US Open
W.Va. University Tops Party School List
White Youths Happier Than Others
Iraq War Brings Drop in Black Enlistees
Shoplifter makes topless escape bid
Rudd apology for strip club visit
Priest Joke
TrashTalk for August 22nd, 2007
Moan My IP
Arlington Pediatric Center
Cops ask for guns, get what they thought was missle launcher
Bank Robber Left His Resume, Photo At Scene
Pet camel kills Australian woman
Bears eat man at beer festival
Murray in hot water over Stockholm cart ride
http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/SummerSizzle/story?id=3505928
One in Four Read No Books Last Year
Forensics Expert Fired Over DNA Test
2007 US Open
W.Va. University Tops Party School List
White Youths Happier Than Others
Iraq War Brings Drop in Black Enlistees
Shoplifter makes topless escape bid
Rudd apology for strip club visit
Priest Joke
Nightclubs are Hell
(From Thomas)
I went to a fashionable London nightclub on Saturday. Not the sort of sentence I get to write very often, because I enjoy nightclubs less than I enjoy eating wool.
Why bother with clubs?
"Because you might get a shag," is the usual response. Really? If that's the only way you can find a partner - preening and jigging about like a desperate animal - you shouldn't be attempting to breed in the first place. What's your next trick? Inventing fire? People like you are going to spin civilisation into reverse. You're a moron, and so is that haircut you're trying to impress. Any offspring you eventually blast out should be drowned in a pan before they can do any harm. Or open any more nightclubs.
Click here to read more "Nightclubs are Hell"
I went to a fashionable London nightclub on Saturday. Not the sort of sentence I get to write very often, because I enjoy nightclubs less than I enjoy eating wool.
Why bother with clubs?
"Because you might get a shag," is the usual response. Really? If that's the only way you can find a partner - preening and jigging about like a desperate animal - you shouldn't be attempting to breed in the first place. What's your next trick? Inventing fire? People like you are going to spin civilisation into reverse. You're a moron, and so is that haircut you're trying to impress. Any offspring you eventually blast out should be drowned in a pan before they can do any harm. Or open any more nightclubs.
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Monday, August 20, 2007
Say, has the butler cleaned the trout yet?
(Shawn's Comment: This is the only way I'll ever go camping...)
The Resort at Paws Up, a 37,000-acre getaway in the heart of Big Sky country. It's a place for affluent travelers who want to enjoy the outdoors but can't fathom using a smelly outhouse, a place where paying someone to light the campfire is a badge of honor, not the mark of a Boy Scout flunky.
The Bondicks, who live in a sprawling home on the edge of a state park outside Boston and hire a personal chef at home, shelled out $595 a night -- plus an additional $110 per person per day for food.
It's a hefty price to sleep in a tent, but the perks include a camp butler to build their fire, a maid to crank up the heated down comforter at nightfall and a cook to whip up bison rib-eye for dinner and French toast topped with huckleberries for breakfast.
Click here to read more "Say, has the butler cleaned the trout yet?"
The Resort at Paws Up, a 37,000-acre getaway in the heart of Big Sky country. It's a place for affluent travelers who want to enjoy the outdoors but can't fathom using a smelly outhouse, a place where paying someone to light the campfire is a badge of honor, not the mark of a Boy Scout flunky.
The Bondicks, who live in a sprawling home on the edge of a state park outside Boston and hire a personal chef at home, shelled out $595 a night -- plus an additional $110 per person per day for food.
It's a hefty price to sleep in a tent, but the perks include a camp butler to build their fire, a maid to crank up the heated down comforter at nightfall and a cook to whip up bison rib-eye for dinner and French toast topped with huckleberries for breakfast.
Click here to read more "Say, has the butler cleaned the trout yet?"
Saturday, August 18, 2007
Friday, August 17, 2007
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
URL's for TT
Papadakis Photography
Bernese Mountain Dogs
Chicago Architectural & Historical Tours
Man, 18, shoots friend on a dare
World's most expensive cities
Will No Cage Hold Him? Monkey Again Escapes Zoo
Vigil to mark Elvis anniversary
The 50 Hottest Women In Music
Online Love for Out and Proud Geeks
Breast Implants Prize May Fall Flat
Straight from the celeb's mouth
Top 20 Movies about Computer Hacking And Geeks
Husband Pulls Over His Deputy Wife Twice
Woman Calls Police About 'Fake' Cocaine
U.S. life expectancy lags behind other countries
9 Words Women Use
100 reasons why it's great to be a girl
The top 100 reasons it's great to be a guy
Married Man Sues Florist for Revealing Affair
Click here to read more "One more reason that it's better to be a woman than a man!"
Bernese Mountain Dogs
Chicago Architectural & Historical Tours
Man, 18, shoots friend on a dare
World's most expensive cities
Will No Cage Hold Him? Monkey Again Escapes Zoo
Vigil to mark Elvis anniversary
The 50 Hottest Women In Music
Online Love for Out and Proud Geeks
Breast Implants Prize May Fall Flat
Straight from the celeb's mouth
Top 20 Movies about Computer Hacking And Geeks
Husband Pulls Over His Deputy Wife Twice
Woman Calls Police About 'Fake' Cocaine
U.S. life expectancy lags behind other countries
9 Words Women Use
100 reasons why it's great to be a girl
The top 100 reasons it's great to be a guy
Married Man Sues Florist for Revealing Affair
Click here to read more "One more reason that it's better to be a woman than a man!"
Monday, August 13, 2007
Sunday, August 12, 2007
Saturday, August 11, 2007
What Kind of American English Do You Speak?
Your Linguistic Profile: |
 60% General American English 25% Yankee 5% Midwestern 5% Upper Midwestern 0% Dixie |
Friday, August 10, 2007
The 15 Best Songs that are Totally about Masturbation
Prostitution may be the oldest profession, but masturbation is the oldest pastime. And while there are many memorable cinematic masturbation scenes—a quick polling of CRACKED deskies produced titles like Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Porky's and American Beauty—only CRACKED intern Ryan Grim could come up with a single song on the topic, and he was masturbating when we asked him. In other words, the Internet could use a definitive list of songs that are totally about masturbating.
Click here to read more "The 15 Best Songs that are Totally about Masturbation"
Click here to read more "The 15 Best Songs that are Totally about Masturbation"
Thursday, August 9, 2007
AT&T: Your World Censored
(Thanks to Michael Wright for the heads up)
Over the weekend AT&T gave us a glimpse of their plans for the Web when they censored a Pearl Jam performance that didn't meet their standard of "Internet freedom."
During the live Lollapalooza Webcast of a concert by the Seattle-based super-group, the telco giant muted lead singer Eddie Vedder just as he launched into a lyric against President George Bush. The lines -- "George Bush, leave this world alone" and "George Bush find yourself another home" were somehow lost in the mix.
"What happened to us this weekend was a wake up call, and it's about something much bigger than the censorship of a rock band," Pearl Jam band members stated in a release following the incident.
AT&T's vision of a better Internet -- "Your World Delivered" -- is not one that is shared by the more than 1.5 million people who have spoken out in favor of a neutral, affordable and accessible Internet for everyone. For us, the Internet isn't about one company delivering our world. It's about simply offering a real high-speed connection at reasonable rates -- and then getting out of our way.
Click here to read more "AT&T: Your World Censored"
Over the weekend AT&T gave us a glimpse of their plans for the Web when they censored a Pearl Jam performance that didn't meet their standard of "Internet freedom."
During the live Lollapalooza Webcast of a concert by the Seattle-based super-group, the telco giant muted lead singer Eddie Vedder just as he launched into a lyric against President George Bush. The lines -- "George Bush, leave this world alone" and "George Bush find yourself another home" were somehow lost in the mix.
"What happened to us this weekend was a wake up call, and it's about something much bigger than the censorship of a rock band," Pearl Jam band members stated in a release following the incident.
AT&T's vision of a better Internet -- "Your World Delivered" -- is not one that is shared by the more than 1.5 million people who have spoken out in favor of a neutral, affordable and accessible Internet for everyone. For us, the Internet isn't about one company delivering our world. It's about simply offering a real high-speed connection at reasonable rates -- and then getting out of our way.
Click here to read more "AT&T: Your World Censored"
Monday, August 6, 2007
This Film is not yet Rated
Ever been curious about the American film rating system? Then Kirby Dick's This Film Is Not Yet Rated is perfect. It does to US censorship what Michael Moore has done to others: it makes everyone look like jackasses, mainly because that's what they really are.
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