Trash Talk V2

"He doesn't have the look of a guy who is getting up any time soon..."

2009-08-21T10:40:00.001-04:00

Funny Baby!

2009-08-02T12:30:00.001-04:00

Trash Talk for July 23rd, 2009!

2009-07-23T22:35:00.003-04:00

Latest episode of Trash Talk! This week, "The Beauty of Marriage!"

Audio Only - Trash Talk for July 23rd, 2009!

15 Suggestive Photos of Nature

2009-07-22T17:19:00.003-04:00

Mentos Isn't The Only Thing That Makes Soft Drinks Explode

2009-07-20T15:28:00.000-04:00

Hmmm. Someone is a bit sensitive....

2009-07-16T16:13:00.003-04:00

Got the following email today from photographer/Twitter marketeer Scott Bourne:

"I have to say you do have big brass balls - enjoying the Drobo I gave you while you disrespect me for doing Twitter giveaways?

I think that says a bunch more about you than me. Perhaps you'd like to return the Drobo I gave you - then I'd at least respect you even if I disagree with you. Now I just pity you.

s"

He sent this to me because I retweeted a request for the people of Twitter to cease endlessly retweeting Mr. Bourne's marketing messages:

Here's the tweet I sent out earlier today:

RT @ShawnKing: Twitterverse: Please stop pimping/RT/working for Scott Bourne. ktxbye (I think I've got to agree here -AMR)

See, the thing is... I stopped following Mr. Bourne on Twitter a while ago for just this reason. I was seeing way too many promotional tweets from him and found myself constantly getting annoyed by this. This was not an easy decision for me to make since I did win a Drobo because I happened to be following him on Twitter.

[Though, I suspect the Drobo did not come from Mr. Bourne's personal stash of Drobos. In fact it was sent to me directly from the company that makes the Drobo. Also, I won the Drobo via a completely random drawing from Mr. Bourne's flock of Twitter followers - I don't think Mr. Bourne personally chose my name because he liked my Twitter avatar or something like that.]

I stayed with Mr. Bourne on Twitter as long as I could before I just got too tired of seeing the promotional tweets all the time. So today I retweeted, and agreed with, the sentiment that too many people are re-tweeting his giveaway tweets, many of those people I follow too. So, while I ended up un-following Mr. Bourne because of his promos, I still ending up getting flooded with Bourne Spam. I don't really want to un-follow all those people (many of whom I like and respect), but there is a part of me that wishes they would just stop re-tweeting his marketing messages. It's like third-hand smoke.

I'm not sure how Mr. Bourne feels "disrespected" by me voicing my opinion about his marketing techniques; I'm surprised that he cannot take a few slings and arrows in a public forum. I'm also surprised by the tone of his email to me. The fact that he thinks that I owe him something because he "gave" me a Drobo makes me wonder about how he respects other people. Just because I give a hobo a buck doesn't mean the guy has to like me. Sounds like he is use to people just bending to his whim or whatever. Well, if he thinks that just because I was a random recipient of a product he's endorsing, I should take it up the ass... all I can wonder if he's ever been tea-bagged by a set of big brass balls!?

BTW, I'm keeping the Drobo, thank you very much. I enjoy it every day. We sing and dance together, laughing away the worries of the world. Oh, Drobo, how I could not live without you. Every day we are together I am thankful. My life is complete now that I have a Drobo...

Antonio Rosario

P.S. Curious how Mr. Bourne saw my tweet today since it only mentioned his name and not his Twitter user name... Someone is doing vanity searches perhaps?

Trash Talk for July 15th, 2009!

2009-07-16T12:34:00.001-04:00

Latest episode of Trash Talk!

Trash Talk for July 15th, 2009!

Trash Talk for June 27th, 2009!

2009-06-28T10:03:00.003-04:00

Latest episode of Trash Talk! Tonight we had Aaron Adams and George Canellis as guest hosts and Loren Finkelstein was there in spirit!

Trash Talk for June 27th, 2009!

Complete Load of BS but still....

2008-09-22T13:17:00.002-04:00

Trash Talk for September 20th, 2008!

2008-09-20T10:26:00.000-04:00

Latest episode of Trash Talk!

Trash Talk for September 20th, 2008!

Trash Talk for May 21st, 2008!

2008-05-21T23:27:00.002-04:00

Latest episode of Trash Talk!

Trash Talk for May 21st, 2008!

"Excuse me while I SHIT myself!"

2008-03-03T13:13:00.000-05:00

"Where are all the Douchebags on Laptops?"

2008-03-03T10:11:00.001-05:00

Smoke on the water - Ancient Japanese style

2008-03-02T09:31:00.000-05:00

How to Make a Woman Happy

2008-02-19T09:03:00.000-05:00

How to Make a Woman Happy (from Kirk Aplin)

It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
1. Show up naked
2. Bring food

Sarah Silverman - "I'm Fucking Matt Damon"

2008-02-01T14:17:00.000-05:00

The Terrible Secret Behind the World's Greatest Card Trick

2008-01-29T13:19:00.000-05:00

Funniest. Shit. EVAR!

2008-01-25T06:50:00.000-05:00

Run, do not walk...run and watch *every* one of these videos. If you aren't peeing yourself laughing at some point, you're not human...

Click here to read more "Funniest. Shit. EVAR!"

How many 5 Year Olds could You take in a Fight?

2007-12-23T17:17:00.000-05:00

Want to be a x-ray technician?

The Kingdom Opening Credits

2007-12-20T13:54:00.000-05:00

Possibly the most "informative" Opening Credit sequence ever:

How To Spot a Cylon

2007-12-20T13:25:00.000-05:00

The Men's Shoe as Phallic Symbol

2007-12-12T16:21:00.000-05:00

I'll take a hundred pair...I don't care what color...

Click here to read more "The Men's Shoe as Phallic Symbol"

Damn...Only 6%? :(

2007-12-08T14:18:00.001-05:00

We're All Gonna Die, Merry Christmas

2007-12-06T12:27:00.000-05:00

Funniest Christmas video *EVER*. What kind of a demented bastard has a Children's' Choir singing, "We're All going to Die Alone" as a *Christmas* song!? :)

Click here to see the video for "We're All Gonna Die, Merry Christmas"

Why Bad Kissers don't get to 2nd Base

2007-12-05T13:13:00.000-05:00

"Gallup's research suggests that men and women have different agendas when it comes to kissing.

For men, kissing is more often used as a means to an end -- namely, to gain sexual access. Men also are more likely to literally kiss and make up, using kissing to attempt reconciliation.

Men are more willing than women to have sex with someone without kissing, as well as to have sex with someone they are not attracted to or consider to be a bad kisser."

WTF!? Where can I get some of this grant money to study the blindingly fucking obvious!?

Click here to read more "Why Bad Kissers don't get to 2nd Base"

I’ve Been Deprived, and I’m Grateful

2007-12-05T12:11:00.000-05:00

I, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, have been deprived of the greatest Christmas tradition known to man: I have never had a real Christmas tree.

I’ve missed out on the quaint custom of bundling up on a bright, snowy morning and trundling into the Currier & Ives tree farm to pick out the perfect evergreen. I’ve missed out on seeing our family car merrily ferrying our prickly prize to its rightful home. I’ve never had the pleasure of fresh pine scent or seen the glisten of hardening sap upon bushy branches. I’ve never needed a cheery tree skirt, or known the satisfaction of observing a tree we practically built from the ground up, painstakingly-selected and tailor-made for the corner of our den.

I’ve never had the thrill of watering a dead tree indoors as it dries pitifully in artificial heating for however many days of Christmas we may celebrate. I’ve missed out on having to sweep dried pine needles off every surface within a square acre of the evergreen epicenter. I’ve never had the joy of stepping on an upright needle in bare feet. I haven’t had the privilege of scrubbing my hands raw after decorating the tree, due to accumulation of sticky sap on anything tree-related. I haven’t gone to bed worried the tree will go up in a blaze thanks to a heater accidentally set a too high and near, or lights left on too long. And when Christmas is done, I haven’t had to think of a creative way to dispose of an enormous pile of compost that, if left somewhere on the property, will remain a visible tree-shaped lump for months to come.

Yes, I’m a faux tree girl.

Click here to read more "I’ve Been Deprived, and I’m Grateful"

Who should You Vote for?

2007-11-27T21:02:00.000-05:00

"Glassbooth connects you to the presidential candidate that represents your beliefs the best."

You might be surprised who it recommends you vote for.

Click here to read more "Who *should* You Vote for?"

Turkey Day Trash Talk

2007-11-22T11:40:00.000-05:00

Oh. My. God....watching the Macy's "Parade" for the 1st time. Why isn't there rioting in the streets of America over this?

I've never seen a more crassly commercialized spectacle in my life...

Turkey Day Trash Talk

Why Men Put Beer On The Bottom Shelf

2007-11-21T13:35:00.000-05:00

Thanks for the Warning...

2007-11-21T12:54:00.000-05:00

Best. Thanksgiving. Sitcom. Scene. Ever.

2007-11-20T14:01:00.001-05:00

"Whatever it is, it's winning..."

2007-11-20T13:09:00.001-05:00

WTF?

2007-11-20T10:09:00.000-05:00

(Shawn's Comment: Thanks to Dr Paul for the link!)

How well do You know the World?

2007-11-19T14:27:00.000-05:00

In this geography game, click as close to the prompted location as you can, but remember, speed counts!

How well do You know the World?

Not The Daily Show

2007-11-19T12:27:00.001-05:00

Wow...Who Knew?

2007-11-16T12:10:00.000-05:00

The most Pleasant "Fuck Off" you'll Hear all Day...

2007-11-06T12:20:00.000-05:00

We make balms for the better enjoyment of parenthood

2007-11-06T09:50:00.000-05:00

Halloween Prank Gone Wrong

2007-11-02T15:15:00.001-04:00

Funny Safety Announcements on Southwest

2007-10-26T14:51:00.001-04:00

For whatever reason, Southwest allows its flight attendants to have fun with the pre-flight saftey announcements...

How to hypnotize a man

2007-10-26T14:37:00.000-04:00

Jesus...it actually works!

Click here to read more "How to hypnotize a man"

Trash Talk for October 17th, 2007!

2007-10-18T09:41:00.000-04:00

Latest episode of Trash Talk!

Trash Talk for October 17th, 2007!

URL's for Oct 17th, 2007

2007-10-17T18:08:00.000-04:00

Aaron Adams’s Lame-ass Blog

Alabama Sex Toy Law - No Vibrators Allowed

UK Typhoons shadow Russian bomber

Rolling Stones to quit touring after 45 years

New Charges Considered in 1966 Shooting

Saved by his earpiece, the police inspector who had sex on duty

The greatest philosopher of our time.

Man Embarassed by Penis Size Secretly Gets His Brother to Have Sex With Girlfriend

Things I Learned From Movies

Quotable

Dumb But Profitable. 10 Million Dollar Ideas That Shouldn't Have Worked.

Trash Talk Live!

2007-10-17T18:03:00.000-04:00

Audio Only TrashTalk

Watch the Video Feed here

Express Yourself LIVE

Blue Angel Fly-By

2007-10-16T07:52:00.000-04:00

Sounds like Sly in an NYC Cab

2007-10-15T09:21:00.001-04:00

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U.S. Citizenship Test: Could You Pass?

2007-10-13T14:43:00.001-04:00

If you were born in the United States, you didn't have to do anything to become a citizen. But each year, thousands of people have to take a test to gain citizenship. Recently the exam was updated to include a more diverse group of contributors to American history and more recent historical events. This quiz includes actual questions asked on the exam given by the Bureau of Citizenship and Immigration Services, including some of the new ones.

Click here to read more "U.S. Citizenship Test: Could You Pass?"

Best Halo 3 Review. EVER.

2007-10-11T16:00:00.001-04:00

The Manliest, Most Honest Commercial Ever Made

2007-10-11T14:41:00.000-04:00

"And remember...we dont football sex bowling, until you pizza."

Another Chick Tries Cinnamon Challenge

2007-10-11T14:38:00.000-04:00

Another Chick Tries Cinnamon Challenge - Watch more free videos
This video brings up *so* many questions....
Why are people so stupid?
Why are hot girls stupid?
Why do hot girls date jerks?
Why are guys such jerks?

Monkey Balls (NSFW!)

2007-10-05T13:06:00.000-04:00

Right Brain or Left Brain?

2007-10-05T13:04:00.000-04:00

Do you see the dancer turning clockwise or anti-clockwise?
Click here to read more "Right Brain or Left Brain?"

OK..this ain't right....

2007-10-03T15:04:00.000-04:00

THe Importance of Fonts and Kerning...

2007-09-30T13:54:00.001-04:00

"Show Them to Me"

2007-09-19T10:45:00.000-04:00

"If you love your country, Show me! (Thanks Sly!)

"Show Them to Me"

Brilliant Billboards

2007-09-15T14:56:00.000-04:00

Click here to read more "Brilliant Billboards"

This Ain't Right...

2007-09-15T14:13:00.000-04:00

The Pussy Snorkel

Hmmm...wonder what this perfume smells like...

2007-09-14T13:09:00.001-04:00

Trash Talk for September 12th, 2007!

2007-09-13T00:14:00.000-04:00

Latest episode of Trash Talk!

Trash Talk for September 12th, 2007!

URL's for Sept 12th, 2007

2007-09-12T18:36:00.000-04:00

Woman at large with hubby's severed penis

One in four women would bed another woman

Voice-stress ice-cream dispenser increases portions for the miserable

Wearing Texas T-shirt nearly got man castrated

Woman charged in death of husband during sex

Leona's dog gets her paws on $12M in will

Airline sacrifices goats to appease sky god

Pants found on street with $41,000 check

Top 50 Oxymorons

The Richest (and Poorest) Places in the U.S.

The 100 Best TV Shows of All-TIME

Xbox and PlayStation Banned In UK Prisons

Oscar Sleepers

Heads Roll for the Last Time in France

Leave Britney Alone!

2007-09-12T13:19:00.001-04:00

Sweet. Mother. of. God

2007-09-11T11:47:00.000-04:00

Engrish of the Day

2007-09-10T18:28:00.000-04:00

World Facial Hair Championships

2007-09-02T13:34:00.000-04:00

Click here to read more "World Facial Hair Championships"

Help Desk Warning Sign

2007-09-01T17:42:00.000-04:00

Alen vs Predator: Requiem

2007-08-27T16:50:00.000-04:00

This movie is probably gonna suck but this "Red Band" Trailer (a trailer that is rated R) looks good and gory.

Click here to read more "Alen vs Predator: Requiem"

"The Latino 300"

2007-08-24T10:51:00.000-04:00

"Tonight...we dine....in San Diego!"

URL's for Trash Talk for August 22nd, 2007

2007-08-22T17:57:00.000-04:00

Latest episode of Trash Talk!

TrashTalk for August 22nd, 2007

Moan My IP

Arlington Pediatric Center

Cops ask for guns, get what they thought was missle launcher

Bank Robber Left His Resume, Photo At Scene

Pet camel kills Australian woman

Bears eat man at beer festival

Murray in hot water over Stockholm cart ride

http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/SummerSizzle/story?id=3505928

One in Four Read No Books Last Year

Forensics Expert Fired Over DNA Test

2007 US Open

W.Va. University Tops Party School List

White Youths Happier Than Others

Iraq War Brings Drop in Black Enlistees

Shoplifter makes topless escape bid

Rudd apology for strip club visit

Priest Joke

Nightclubs are Hell

2007-08-22T15:17:00.000-04:00

(From Thomas)

I went to a fashionable London nightclub on Saturday. Not the sort of sentence I get to write very often, because I enjoy nightclubs less than I enjoy eating wool.

Why bother with clubs?

"Because you might get a shag," is the usual response. Really? If that's the only way you can find a partner - preening and jigging about like a desperate animal - you shouldn't be attempting to breed in the first place. What's your next trick? Inventing fire? People like you are going to spin civilisation into reverse. You're a moron, and so is that haircut you're trying to impress. Any offspring you eventually blast out should be drowned in a pan before they can do any harm. Or open any more nightclubs.

Click here to read more "Nightclubs are Hell"

The Difference between Men & Women...

2007-08-22T14:39:00.000-04:00

Highway to Hell?

2007-08-20T17:06:00.000-04:00

(Shawn's Comment: Thanks Scott!)

Say, has the butler cleaned the trout yet?

2007-08-20T17:02:00.000-04:00

(Shawn's Comment: This is the only way I'll ever go camping...)

The Resort at Paws Up, a 37,000-acre getaway in the heart of Big Sky country. It's a place for affluent travelers who want to enjoy the outdoors but can't fathom using a smelly outhouse, a place where paying someone to light the campfire is a badge of honor, not the mark of a Boy Scout flunky.

The Bondicks, who live in a sprawling home on the edge of a state park outside Boston and hire a personal chef at home, shelled out $595 a night -- plus an additional $110 per person per day for food.

It's a hefty price to sleep in a tent, but the perks include a camp butler to build their fire, a maid to crank up the heated down comforter at nightfall and a cook to whip up bison rib-eye for dinner and French toast topped with huckleberries for breakfast.

Click here to read more "Say, has the butler cleaned the trout yet?"

Amazon Predictive Marketing gone Bad

2007-08-20T12:29:00.001-04:00

Low, Lower & Lowest!

2007-08-18T15:21:00.000-04:00

http://view.break.com/350055 - Watch more free videos
I want to go to St Maarten just to see this!

A Cat's Map of the Bed

2007-08-18T14:01:00.000-04:00

Sofa King Cheap!

2007-08-17T10:38:00.000-04:00

TrashTalk for August 15th, 2007

2007-08-15T23:26:00.000-04:00

Latest episode of Trash Talk!

TrashTalk for August 15th, 2007

URL's for TT

2007-08-15T18:41:00.000-04:00

Papadakis Photography

Bernese Mountain Dogs

Chicago Architectural & Historical Tours

Man, 18, shoots friend on a dare

World's most expensive cities

Will No Cage Hold Him? Monkey Again Escapes Zoo

Vigil to mark Elvis anniversary

The 50 Hottest Women In Music

Online Love for Out and Proud Geeks

Breast Implants Prize May Fall Flat

Straight from the celeb's mouth

Top 20 Movies about Computer Hacking And Geeks

Husband Pulls Over His Deputy Wife Twice

Woman Calls Police About 'Fake' Cocaine

U.S. life expectancy lags behind other countries

9 Words Women Use

100 reasons why it's great to be a girl

The top 100 reasons it's great to be a guy

Married Man Sues Florist for Revealing Affair

Click here to read more "One more reason that it's better to be a woman than a man!"

Colorful Glass Art by Dale Chihuly

2007-08-15T12:58:00.000-04:00

*Big* fan of Chihuly!

"My Boobs Are OK"

2007-08-13T20:39:00.001-04:00

"OK" isn't the word I'd use.....There's even a live version....

Funny Vancouver Sign

2007-08-12T13:14:00.001-04:00

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

2007-08-11T13:48:00.001-04:00

Your Linguistic Profile:

60% General American English

25% Yankee

5% Midwestern

5% Upper Midwestern

0% Dixie

What Kind of American English Do You Speak?

The 15 Best Songs that are Totally about Masturbation

2007-08-10T21:37:00.000-04:00

Prostitution may be the oldest profession, but masturbation is the oldest pastime. And while there are many memorable cinematic masturbation scenes—a quick polling of CRACKED deskies produced titles like Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Porky's and American Beauty—only CRACKED intern Ryan Grim could come up with a single song on the topic, and he was masturbating when we asked him. In other words, the Internet could use a definitive list of songs that are totally about masturbating.

Click here to read more "The 15 Best Songs that are Totally about Masturbation"

MInd Reading...

2007-08-10T19:41:00.000-04:00

My iTunes

2007-08-10T15:00:00.001-04:00

TrashTalk for August 9th, 2007

2007-08-09T12:40:00.000-04:00

Loren and Brian sat in on this episode of Trash Talk!

TrashTalk for August 9th, 2007

AT&T: Your World Censored

2007-08-09T12:08:00.000-04:00

(Thanks to Michael Wright for the heads up)

Over the weekend AT&T gave us a glimpse of their plans for the Web when they censored a Pearl Jam performance that didn't meet their standard of "Internet freedom."

During the live Lollapalooza Webcast of a concert by the Seattle-based super-group, the telco giant muted lead singer Eddie Vedder just as he launched into a lyric against President George Bush. The lines -- "George Bush, leave this world alone" and "George Bush find yourself another home" were somehow lost in the mix.

"What happened to us this weekend was a wake up call, and it's about something much bigger than the censorship of a rock band," Pearl Jam band members stated in a release following the incident.

AT&T's vision of a better Internet -- "Your World Delivered" -- is not one that is shared by the more than 1.5 million people who have spoken out in favor of a neutral, affordable and accessible Internet for everyone. For us, the Internet isn't about one company delivering our world. It's about simply offering a real high-speed connection at reasonable rates -- and then getting out of our way.

Click here to read more "AT&T: Your World Censored"

This Film is not yet Rated

2007-08-06T16:52:00.000-04:00

Ever been curious about the American film rating system? Then Kirby Dick's This Film Is Not Yet Rated is perfect. It does to US censorship what Michael Moore has done to others: it makes everyone look like jackasses, mainly because that's what they really are.

Statetris - Tetris With a Twist

2007-07-23T18:00:00.001-04:00

Men Happiest With Smart Wives

2007-07-21T16:56:00.001-04:00

"Men in search of true happiness should steer clear of bimbos and dumb blondes: research shows men are happiest if they marry smart women."

(Shawn's Comment: And that's why I'm the happiest man on earth! OK...do I get brownie points?)

Click here to read more "Men Happiest With Smart Wives"

Get Smart Teaser Movie Trailer

2007-07-12T17:57:00.000-04:00

Is it wrong that I *so* want to see this movie?

Get Smart Teaser Movie Trailer

True Meaning of "Teaser Trailer"

2007-07-12T17:46:00.000-04:00

World Wife-Carrying Championship

2007-07-09T12:54:00.001-04:00

They're kidding....right?

Flickr Pics

2007-07-09T12:39:00.001-04:00

Created with flickrSLiDR.

100 Days that Changed Music

2007-07-09T12:09:00.000-04:00

Subtract the following 2,400 hours from history and you’d have no mp3s, no LSD, no hip–hop, no soul–sucking corporate rock - actually, can we erase that last one? Blender presents the most earth–shakingly important days in music, ever.

Click here to read more "100 Days that Changed Music"

How to Speak to a Human Being...

2007-07-09T12:05:00.000-04:00

Check this list before you call...

Click here to read more "How to Speak to a Human Being..."

Cadaver Calculater

2007-07-06T13:53:00.000-04:00

How much is your dead body worth?
$3475.00

Video from the iPhone Line!

2007-07-05T14:19:00.001-04:00

Lesa and Shawn were #66 in line at the 5th Ave Apple Store.

Coolest Bathtub Ever!

2007-06-26T13:49:00.001-04:00

TrashTalk for June 15th, 2007

2007-06-16T00:06:00.000-04:00

With Lesa out of town, Aaron Adams sat in on this episode of Trash Talk!

TrashTalk for June 15th, 2007